The G-SPOT Awards!
I must say. Ugly websites can be hard on the eyes. Don't get me wrong, its well within' the author's right to publish away, but it doesn't take too much work to create a neat, and clean page. For every three or four ugly pages out there, there's at least one decent-looking page. I hope.

This is for that one decent page. That diamond in the rough.
The G-Spot
-THE .gif of gifs. (just under 6k!)
That apple in a barrel of rotten apples. I know what you're thinking, I know what you're thinking- "GOOD GOD! Not another Ding-DonG-DoWoP DOpEshT SiTe-datZ-da-BOmBa-ishT award!" No no no. I wouldn't have it. I scour the web in my brief moments of free time so I know what I like and most of all- I know what I don't like. I absolutely love finding a well designed site with fully working links. I love animation, java, javascript and beautiful images applied tastefully. Yes, I'm a sucker for well designed pages because ultimately, that's why I remember to come back.

There are a lot of awards out there. Some are given non-chalantly. Understand that I'm not throwing this around like condoms at a planned-parenthood conference (no offense to you planned parenthood employees :) ). The G-Spot award will only go to sites that rise to the occassion, and present the audience with something nice to look at for a change. I don't plan on making it an easy award to acquire, so Guys don't threaten to beat me up if I don't give you the award, and Ladies don't try that voodoo that you do. It won't work.

All right already, so what do I gotta do?
                                "Shit, negroe that's all you had to say!"- Jules, from PULP FICTION

All right, its as easy as 1-2-3:
  1. Sign my guestbook. Shameless, I know. :)
  2. Fill out the form below through the link below.
  3. Count the hours till you get a reply from me. (Here's a hint, if it takes longer than a week, start re-designing your site, okay?)
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